'ow's it goin? You can call me....Dr Kenneth Noisewater.
Joining me today for an exclusive interview is Marty 'Chook' Ingham.. Coach's favourite, to the point where Gareth Bull actually borrowed Chook's polo gear under the guise of going to Wanga's 30th Fancy Dress as a polo player.....and pleaded with the Denim Dream Boat not to wash it after some intense chukkas down at Blue Sky.
Unfortunately for Mingham, he has sustained a badly broken jaw recently in a polo match, almost bringing his promising modelling career to a grinding halt..if not for the fast emergency surgery of resident Bensons physician, Dr Chris Ahearn, things could've been worse.
Dr. K- So, Chook, how are you feeling mate?
Chook-
Dr K- Good to hear champ...must be frustrating not being able to wag that ample chin of yours I bet?
Chook-
Dr K- Very true. I believe it was Archer, I could be wrong though, I am better at naming Rowley Mile winners, being a dyed in the wool local.
With the State Election coming up this week, what are your thoughts on the whole labor/Liberal childish antics on TV?
Chook-
Dr K- I have to say, you would make a great politician one day...do you ever shut up?
Chook-
Dr K- Easy on the pronouns tiger. With you obviously leaving a decent size hole, albeit fillable with skill, but hardly with your looks and rapist wit, who can you see stepping up to fill the 'DENIM VOID'?
Chook-
Dr K- Funny you mention that, I saw Big Q today, getting his smoo waxed at the Base Salon. Said he wasn't going to play...thoughts?
Chook-
Dr K- This is live mate, we can't edit.
Chook-
Dr K- You know it. I agree with your prediction on Bondi, if he keeps backflipping, he WILL open a portal to the past, and denim jacket/jeans combos with wool collars will make a stunning comeback, west of the Northo Bridge.
Chook-
Dr K- I see.
Chook-
Dr K- No, as much as you pump his tyres up, local turf throwing champion and dual premiership captain/coach Pekay is retired these days. His new hobby of Spanish Midget Porn, coupled with his vast collection of cask wines keeps him busy. But I will pass on your best wishes.
Chook-
Dr K- Yes, I've seen it....as the French would say,ENCREDABLES. But he had an op for that in 2010.
Chook-
Dr K- Don't go there handsome, I've taken the hippocratic oath.
Chook-
Dr K- Yes, I also feel for the people of Guam. At least the king tides it created will re-establish their fishing ports.
Chook-
Dr K- I completely disagree. Thankyou for your time today. Any last words?
Chook-
Dr K- I'm sure they appreciate your stand on this, however, this isn't South Australia, that is strictly forbidden in the Premier State. Well, everywhere except west of Bourke.
So, there you have it, a great ol mag with one of Bensons' finest, Martin Ingham. I'm sure his jawceps will be tired after that.
Stay tuned, as Dr Kenneth Noisewater, and his friend from the Octagon, James Westfall, will gather tall tales n true from the season coming, as the Jets look to torture Tigers, Magpies, Dragons, Rams (Velcro gloves optional) but most of all, Goannas.
For the first time in 2011, I'm Dr K, and clearly, you are not.
Last Modified on 23/03/2011 23:08
